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Top 10 Mattress Stains - How To Prevent Them

Hey there, folks! Today we're talking about the top 10 things that can stain your mattress. And let me tell you, these mattress stains are no laughing matter - except when they are! We're going to go through each one of these potential mattress-ruiners. So I'll give you my take on them in true Picket&Rail style. So hold onto your pillows, folks, it's about to get wild. Don't stain yourself.

Let Us Start The Countdown

#1 Semen 

Hey, tough crowd, but seriously, this stuff is no laughing matter! If you don't clean it off right away, you're stuck with a permanent stain. And that's harder to get out than a politician in a bribery scandal. And forget about tossing it in the dryer - you'll be in a stickier situation than a fly in a spider's web.

#2 Vaginal Juices 

Now this one's a little easier to handle, but don't let it go to your head. Some people claim it even has a slight bleaching effect. But I wouldn't recommend trying to whiten your whites with it unless you want to end up looking like a Dalmatian.

#3 Blood 

Ooh, this one's a real doozy. Whether it's from menstruation, rough sex, or a slip of the knife in the heat of passion, blood stains can be a real pain in the neck. And if you're into BDSM, well, let's just say you better have some extra sheets on hand.

#4 Sweat Causes Mattress  Stains For Real

It's not just a workout, folks. Sweat can really do a number on your sheets, especially if you don't shower before bed. It's like trying to clean up after a marathon runner - no matter how hard you try, you just can't seem to get the stink out.

#5 Skin Care & Cosmetics 

Ladies, listen up. All those lotions and potions you slather on your face can really add to the mess. It's like trying to clean up after a makeup artist - no matter how many times you wash it, there's always a little something left behind.

#6 Squirt Juice 

Now this one's a little more exotic, but let me tell you, it can leave a real mark. It's like trying to clean up after a juicer - no matter how many towels you use, there's always a little pulp left behind.

#7 Urine 

No, I'm not taking the piss here. Urine stains can really make you feel like you're in the doghouse. It's like trying to clean up after a puppy - no matter how many times you scold it, it just keeps making a mess.

#8 Diarrhoea

Okay, now we're getting into some real crappy territory. Diarrhoea stains are like trying to clean up after a sewage leak - no matter how many times you mop it up, there's always a little something left behind.

#9 Food 

Hey, I didn't say all of these stains were X-rated! Food stains can be just as frustrating, especially if you're a messy eater. It's like trying to clean up after a toddler - no matter how many bibs you put on them, they always manage to get food everywhere. Yes folks there's more. Babies and breast milk can really stain a mattress. I mean, talk about a tough stain to get out. It's like trying to remove a permanent marker with a wet napkin. And don't even get me started on the smell. It's like a mixture of sour milk and gym socks. But hey, at least you know the baby's getting the good stuff, right?

#10 Anal Sex 

Last but not least, we have anal sex stains. Now this one's not for the faint of heart, folks. It's like trying to clean up after a plumber - no matter how many pipes they fix, there's always a little leakage.

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